If States Were Your Ex… (Featuring Rings That Match Their Vibe)
🌵 Arizona
The ex who’s hot, a little dry, but still makes you feel alive.
You broke it off because they were a little too into crystals and cactus water, but let’s be honest—you still stalk their Instagram for Grand Canyon pics and dreamy desert vibes.
Ring Match: The Canyon Ring
With its earthy tones and rugged design, The Canyon Ring embodies Arizona's fiery spirit and natural beauty.
🌴 Florida
The ex who was WILD—you had fun, but you're still recovering.
There were gators, hurricanes, and an emotional rollercoaster that rivals anything at Universal Studios. One minute you’re sipping mojitos in Miami, the next you’re involved in a midnight beach drum circle in Key West with a guy named Lizard Dave.
Ring Match: Paraiba Blue Pear Shape Ring
This vibrant blue ring captures Florida's lively and unpredictable nature, reminding you of those spontaneous beach adventures.
🍁 Vermont
The ex who baked you fresh bread, read poetry aloud, and somehow made flannel sexy.
You didn’t even like maple syrup until you met them. Now you can’t eat pancakes without weeping.
Ring Match: The Acadia Ring
Elegant and understated, The Acadia Ring reflects Vermont's cozy charm and poetic soul.
🌆 New York
The ambitious ex who never slowed down—and honestly, you were never on their level.
They were late to every date, but somehow made it look cool. You’d meet up for $20 cocktails in a dimly lit speakeasy and feel like you were in a movie.
Ring Match: The Casimere Ring
Sleek and sophisticated, The Casimere Ring embodies New York's fast-paced elegance and high standards.
🌲 Oregon
The ex who wanted to “live off the grid” and “brew their own kombucha.”
They ghosted you once—for a week-long silent retreat. You tried to make it work, even went camping once (it rained the whole time).
Ring Match: The Briar Ring
With a design inspired by nature, The Cascades Ring captures Oregon's free-spirited and earthy vibe.
🤠 Texas
The ex with big energy and even bigger opinions.
They took you to rodeos, fed you brisket, and taught you how to two-step. It was loud, it was intense, and somehow always smelled like BBQ.
Ring Match: The Gideon Ring
Bold and commanding, The Gideon Ring reflects Texas's larger-than-life personality and southern charm.
🏔️ Colorado
The ex who always woke up at 6am for a “quick hike” and thought kombucha was a personality.
They were outdoorsy AF, and while you admired their abs and avalanche preparedness, you never did adjust to snow tires or microdosing.
Ring Match: The Great Basin Ring
Natural texture, high-altitude vibes, and wild beauty—just like them.
🌾 Kansas
The quiet ex who grew on you—and still makes you question everything.
You didn’t appreciate them until it was too late. Now every time you drive past a field, you wonder what they’re up to (probably baking sourdough and thriving).
Ring Match: The Emerson Ring
Classic, balanced, and unexpectedly deep.
🎡 Nevada
The “we were never official” ex.
Everything about them was flashy, intense, and probably not legal in most places. You still wake up wondering if it was a fever dream or just a weekend in Vegas.
Ring Match: The Aurelia Ring
Bold sparkle and mysterious shimmer? Yep. Definitely a Nevada kind of love.
🍑 Georgia
The charming ex who called you “darlin’” and made sweet tea and heartbreak a personality.
Their manners were perfect, their accent adorable—but somehow you still got ghosted after a picnic.
Ring Match: The Hadley Ring
Soft curves, southern warmth, and a hint of nostalgia.
🌊 California
The ex who looked good in every light and made you question your entire life path.
You wanted to settle down, they wanted to “find themselves on the coast.” Now they’re a YouTuber with 2.5 million followers.
Ring Match: The Florian Ring
Sun-kissed sparkle with chill luxe energy.
🐎 Kentucky
The horse girl/boy who took you to the derby and broke your heart with a goodbye letter in cursive.
They were elegance, tradition, and emotional whiplash all rolled into one.
Ring Match: The Ellerie Ring
Regal with just enough drama—totally Kentucky.
❄️ Alaska
The brooding ex who loved isolation and probably had a wolf tattoo.
They barely spoke, lived in the middle of nowhere, and made you feel like an extra in a Jack London novel. But damn, the passion?
Ring Match: The Loyalist Ring
Strong, wild, and quietly loyal.
🐚 South Carolina
The ex who was sweet, polite, and low-key a little toxic.
They took you on boat rides and opened every door—until they “needed space” because Mercury was in retrograde.
Ring Match: The Eden Ring
Graceful beauty with beachy, refined energy.
🌽 Iowa
The sweet farm kid who always smelled like sunshine and laundry detergent.
They taught you how to drive stick, kissed you under the stars, and were probably too good for you.
Ring Match: The Emry Ring
Simple, honest, golden-hearted—just like your Midwest fling.
🌪 Oklahoma
The ex who was surprisingly intense—and not afraid to stir things up.
One minute it was calm skies, the next: emotional tornado. But they had heart, grit, and a deep love for country music.
Ring Match: The Olivia Ring
Classic curves with just enough dramatic flair to say, “You’ll never forget me.”
🎿 Utah
The clean-cut ex with six siblings and an obsession with national parks.
You didn’t not enjoy the hiking, but their idea of fun was a sunrise prayer circle followed by snowboarding and herbal tea.
Ring Match: The Hailey Ring
Clean, minimal, and mountain-soul approved.
🌊 Hawaii
The breathtaking ex you knew was out of your league.
They smelled like sunscreen and sea salt, and even your fights somehow felt like paradise. It ended when they “needed to reconnect with the ocean.”
Ring Match: The Alana Ring
Ocean-hued and effortlessly stunning.
🏛️ Washington D.C.
The politically-minded ex who was always “in a meeting.”
You admired their ambition but got tired of being rescheduled. Great at debate, bad at texting back.
Ring Match: The Alexa Ring
Bold, structured, and serious about sparkle—just like your former power couple vibes.
🌉 Missouri
The ex who was oddly underrated, but weirdly unforgettable.
You didn’t expect much—but they made killer BBQ, showed you great live music, and genuinely listened to you.
Ring Match: The Whitney Ring
Low-key stunning and surprisingly dependable.
🌾 Nebraska
The chillest ex you never really fought with—but still drifted from.
They were calm, predictable, and maybe too easy to love. You still think of them when you see golden hour over a field.
Ring Match: The Bridgette Ring
Simple, serene, and beautiful in its stillness.
🧊 Minnesota
The sweet ex with ice in their veins and warmth in their heart.
They apologized too much, loved hockey, and gave the best winter cuddles. But long-distance (and blizzards) were too much.
Ring Match: The Ophelia Ring
Cool tones, kind energy—an ice queen with a heart of gold.
🧀 Wisconsin
The quirky ex who made you laugh until you snorted.
They were into beer, cheese, and trivia nights. They wore socks with sandals and didn’t care. You kind of loved that.
Ring Match: The Amanda Ring
Playful, unique, and surprisingly versatile.
⛰️ West Virginia
The soulful ex who played guitar by the fire and made you believe in old country love.
They had rough hands, kind eyes, and always smelled like woodsmoke. Leaving them felt like a breakup with the mountains.
Ring Match: The Jefferson Ring
Rooted, rugged, and a little poetic.
🦀 Maryland
The crabby but lovable ex who introduced you to Old Bay and road trips.
They were a little salty, a little bougie, but somehow still charming. You had your issues—but you’d answer if they called.
Ring Match: The Felicity Ring
Coastal cool with an elegant edge.
